Monday 4 November 2013

Exams

It's that time again. When freedom becomes a dream like in Martin Luther's days (oh those sad days for us blacks). Where drinking is only but a fantasy, watching your favourite TV show's back to back feels like a crime. Going shopping feels like you are doomed on loosing about 10% of the paper. Never mind the shit you are bound to fail because "this wasn't even in the notes"! So yes it's exam time. Fuck!!! That shit is the worst nightmare of all things..everything in the universe. It's worse that AIDS, Worse than a hurricane.

I mean, I always pray for anything terrible to happen during exams. Like an earthquake or another 9/11 only here though. Not in the fucking states. I pray that Jesus would finally come for the rapture. Even though I'm so fucking sure I'd stay behind. Oh I wish He could come and chaos would obviously follow. Anything to stop fucking exams! But sadly, nothing ever happens.

The shittiest thing is that your motherfucken friends all end up finishing their exams way before you do. Like fucking weeks before you! And while they're all going out having a blast and getting wasted out of their fucking skulls, your ass is locked up in sad, lonely and quiet room, filled with agony of trying to figure out a stupid derivation, god knows why the fuck you need to know how u got to that stupid equation that does fuck all for the world, as you weep and drown in your own fucking exam sorrow.

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