Monday 4 November 2013

Girls and masturbation

Yes. Girls do masturbate. That's all that needs to be said about it. And no, not only the girls in the porn biz. Every fucking girl masturbates. Just like every other guy! Your fucking Christian Mormon deeply religious girls masturbate. They're actually the ones that MASTER masturbation. Your fucking widow mother masturbates. Obviously the thought is disgusting. Shit. It fucking is.

That's just how it is. So I don't get why everybody gets all sensitive about the issue. Like they're talking about a girl having crabs or some shit like that. It's perfectly normal. It's in fact, one of the greatest things mother nature has given to the human species. 5 differently shaped fingers, natural lube and a warm, pink 'tickly' vagina that can make you scream like no guy ever will.

So girls should stop being holier than thou coz I'm pretty sure God's waiting for every girl to just stick it in. That's why HE WATCHES OVER YOU DAY AND NIGHT girls. He's fucking waiting on your cum face. He loves it. Just make sure your dirty little fingers are clean though.

No comments:

Post a Comment